If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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