I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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