...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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