Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if i died would you start the facebook group?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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