16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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