I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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