it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
But theres a keg here and me gusta
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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