Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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