But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
