Just mADE A PArabola og urine
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Drunk is not a location!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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