hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
