Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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