I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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