You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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