why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
did i just pee glitter
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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