She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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