I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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