have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
