don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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