Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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