Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i drank out of a bidet.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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