i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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