i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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