i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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