just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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