well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
false alarm, still single
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