So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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