break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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