Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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