Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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