it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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