dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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