Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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