we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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