I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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