Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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