She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
How's work?
Spinning.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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