I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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