Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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