Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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