i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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