They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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