North Korea, Best Korea!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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