i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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