A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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