This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Still dying that you shit outside
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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