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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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