singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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