Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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