can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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